“How Can You Make Yourself Useless to the System Today?”

from $25.00

Sometimes your morning coffee needs a side of existential humor.

Choose the 11 oz size for a classic cup or the 15 oz size. With a comfortable C-shaped handle, vintage vibes, and durable ceramic construction, it’s made to join you through workdays, slow mornings, and questionable life choices. Dishwasher- and microwave-safe for easy everyday use.

Product features
- Durable 100% white ceramic construction with a colored rim and handle
- Available in 11 oz (0.33 L) and 15 oz (0.44 L) sizes
- Dishwasher-safe and microwave-safe for everyday convenience

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap

 11oz15oz
Height, in3.744.61
Diameter, in3.153.43

 



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: ORCA Coatings, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland

Warnings, Hazard: For adults

Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap

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Sometimes your morning coffee needs a side of existential humor.

Choose the 11 oz size for a classic cup or the 15 oz size. With a comfortable C-shaped handle, vintage vibes, and durable ceramic construction, it’s made to join you through workdays, slow mornings, and questionable life choices. Dishwasher- and microwave-safe for easy everyday use.

Product features
- Durable 100% white ceramic construction with a colored rim and handle
- Available in 11 oz (0.33 L) and 15 oz (0.44 L) sizes
- Dishwasher-safe and microwave-safe for everyday convenience

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap

 11oz15oz
Height, in3.744.61
Diameter, in3.153.43

 



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: ORCA Coatings, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland

Warnings, Hazard: For adults

Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap